Look at this fucking duck.


Would you not agree that he is gigantic? It's almost terrifying. He is at least three times the size of his companions.

I think he's part goose.

Is it possible for a duck to be part goose? Maybe he is an entirely different species. Or maybe he is an offshoot of the regular ducks. A mutant. A fore runner of ducks that will some day rule the world and turn us all into their human slaves whose only purpose in life is to make them cornbread muffins because we have thumbs and can thus operate cooking utensils.

Another thought : What is ducks had thumbs? And if they did have thumbs where would those thumbs be located? The wings? The feet? What would this mean for us human slaves? Would we be chopped up into Gargantuduck Fodder? OR would they keep us around for amusement. Put us in parks and feed us crumbs and go "Quack Quuuack Quackk Quackakak" which I'm sure translates to "awww, look how adorably they snarf down their food. It's like they haven't eaten in days!" Perhaps they would exact vengeance upon us and let us loose in a wooded area and hunt us? FOR SPORT?!?!

The moral of this post?
Feed the ducks tasty muffins and maybe they won't destroy us when they mutate into giants overlords with thumbs.